A few weeks ago, my good friend and I decided to do a joint writing project about Japanese culture and society. After all, such a complex, deep and stratified social framework can’t be understood from any single vantage point — especially not that of white guy who’s only been here a few years.
The first topic we agreed to write about is dating. Specifically, dating Japanese people in Japan. Kayo wrote her piece from the perspective of an outgoing, independent, and overall awesome Japanese lady. Be sure to check it out here. As for my piece, well, I did my…
You just don’t understand. I see things in a way that you can’t. But don’t worry, it’s not your fault. You’re still sleeping. People like me, we can get you woke.
When you look around at society, what do you see?
Shush, don’t answer, that was rhetorical. I am the one who answers.
You see a complex interweaving of diverse individuals thinking deep thoughts, living their lives, holding their own values, interacting with one another to form a rich, layered, majestic social tapestry that would take years to unravel, let alone comprehend.
In other words, you see nothing. Amateur.
Tokyo is notorious for its massive crowds and oppressive population density. In addition, with over 30 million tourists per year, any attraction worth seeing is guaranteed to get overrun.
That’s why, in order to get ahead of everyone else and collect a truly unique set of pictures to show off on Instagram — because let’s face it, that’s why you’re looking for tourist-free attractions in the first place — you have to think outside of the box.
Further out of the box than the tens of millions of people also striving for internet validation.
Consider yourself lucky to have found…
The Intergalactic Pan-Dimensional Empire of Mert would like to express its profound outrage at your relentless mocking of Grand Ambassador Louie Goh.
Representative Goh was sent to your planet in an attempt to civilize your species and find among your primitive medicine a cure for the epidemic of chromatic dome disease that plagues our kin.
He has so far failed on both counts, in no small part due to your so-called “sense of humor.”
Sending His Excellence Goh to Earth was no small undertaking. We had to teach him how to smile without revealing his extraterrestrial origin, communicate…
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So far, I’ve lived for at least a year in half a dozen cities and traveled to many more. There is no place I love quite as much as Tokyo. I couldn’t see myself living anywhere else.
That being said, the Tokyo lifestyle isn’t for everyone. There are some pretty big cons that those thinking of moving here should keep in mind.
While you can experience many of the upsides for yourself by coming over as a tourist, Tokyo’s downsides get you over time. I’m in my sixth year of living here and I’m sure there are many issues I…
A tidal wave of ink has washed over the so-called woke movement. These haughty know-it-all Gen Z social justice warriors are said to have a profound — yet never well defined — influence over the cultural conversation. Everything from cancel culture to political radicalization has been blamed on the woke.
But how influential are these people, exactly?
I’ve seen both left-leaning comedy and right-wing media criticize the woke for taking hardline stances on topics about which they know next to nothing. …
With vaccinations ramping up around the world, several countries have already begun lifting their coronavirus restrictions. It feels like only a matter of time before we can restore normalcy to our social lives. Concerts, indoor dining, promiscuity — just a little more patience before we return to the activities that make us feel human.
While there is much reason to rejoice, the picture isn’t all freshly baked sourdough. Let’s be honest, we’ve all used the coronavirus to our own nefarious ends. Here are my favorite expressions that will sadly pass away along with the pandemic.
Exercise sucks with the strength…
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SAN FRANCISCO, California (AP) — Last Wednesday, 34-year-old Mark Stevenson, a social media coordination specialist for a local chain of ramen restaurants, struck gold. As he was packing boxes to finally move out of his mother’s house and into a co-rented 300 square-foot studio apartment, he stumbled upon an old shoebox containing childhood artefacts.
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Travel | Humor | Language | Society. Writing out of passion. Tokyo-based polyglot with a degree in human rights. Find me on Twitter and Instagram @alexstwrites.