Woes without worries

Life Above the Average

Teetering below greatness

Photograph taken by the author in Leysin, Switzerland

It’s been a while since I last published and I just wanted to say, things have been going above average.

For context, I grew up getting above average grades at above average schools in above average neighborhoods. I’ve moved an above average number of times, lived in an above average number of countries, speaking an above average number of languages.

I tested at an above average IQ, am graced with above average height, but struggle with above average weight. My glasses require an above average correction, but aside from that and my above average cholesterol, I’m generally in above average health. I can even lift above average weights at the above average gym near my above average apartment.

I graduated from an above average university with above average marks on my above average degree. I quickly found an above average job with an above average salary at an above average organization.

I buy at above average cost when I shop for my above average clothes and above average tech gadgets. I talk about everyday topics with my above average friends after doing above average research to make sure my opinions stay above average.